My sister Janelle was supposed to be here over an hour ago so we could go shopping. I don’t know what the girl’s problem is but I swear she is going to be late to her own funeral. She has always been like this and it drives me absolutely crazy! Unless my car breaks down or some other big event happens I am always on time. No scratch that; I am always early. I tried to call her 3 times and it keeps going to voice mail. I’m giving her another 15 minutes then I am out of here. I have stuff to do and don’t have all day waiting around for her to show up. I need to pick up a new outfit or two for work and I want to get some more herbal incense to burn around the house. My husband got me some for my birthday last month and I already burned through it all.